difference between a panning officer +santa claus

[scottishjohn]

santa claus works at least one day  a year

[nod]

One has a kind heart ♥️ 

[SteamyTea]

Santa comes once a year, but he fills a sack.

[Big Jimbo]

Santa can stop time, which enables him to travel the whole world in One night delivering presents. The other one is a total wanker, who works for a Council. Is shite at his job. Rubbish at working to any sort of timescale, but knows he is never going to get the sack for being crap. Oh yeah, and Santa brings him a new woolly tie ever year, because even Santa thinks he is a wanker.

[joe90]

16 minutes ago, Big Jimbo said:

Santa can stop time, which enables him to travel the whole world in One night delivering presents. The other one is a total wanker, who works for a Council. Is shite at his job. Rubbish at working to any sort of timescale, but knows he is never going to get the sack for being crap. Oh yeah, and Santa brings him a new woolly tie ever year, because even Santa thinks he is a wanker.

Nah, go on Jimbo, speak your mind, don’t hold back eh ?

[Marvin]

I have just crossed wooly tie off my Christmas list.

[Temp]

Santa wouldn't demand you carry out a flying reindeer survey on the 26th of December.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Temp