Self Build Quote of the Day

[Triassic]

On site painting and the wife says “When you said we were self building, I thought it would be more Kevin McLound and Grand Designs, we’d just turn up on site once a week to see how things were going on and not building the bloody thing ourselves!, never again will I listen to you!”

 

 

[joe90]

Tell her the clue is in the word “self”.?‍♂️

[newhome]

Ask her if she wants to get pregnant or run £££££ over budget ? 

[Mr Punter]

1 minute ago, newhome said:

Ask her if she wants to get pregnant or run £££££ over budget ? 

 

You offering?

[ProDave]

1 minute ago, newhome said:

Ask her if she wants to get pregnant or run £££££ over budget ? 

Can you not do both?

[jamieled]

1 hour ago, ProDave said:

Can you not do both?

I am living proof that you can ?

[newhome]

2 hours ago, Mr Punter said:

 

You offering?

Offering to get someone’s wife pregnant? A biological impossibility ?