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Oi ! That’s SWMBO hands !!!

My tessies are large ??

Yes ! Imagine what you can do with them !!!

Friday and ? so anything goes @Onoff ?

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Appears not

Prick still doesn’t get blanked out does it ?

Thank you for suggesting a ) it’s a luxury bathroom b ) I am a outfitter c ) it is complex d ) for wasting time reading this thread You are a true man amongst men ???

Well excuse me ! I knew I read it somewhere and did I not say exactly as @Nickfromwales said ? So I was right ! . @Onoff I have a proper solution to those (expletive deleted)ing rips - don’t retile just build a suspended ceiling . Oh , next time try measuring tile height against floor / ceiling height . Silly (expletive deleted)ing useless (expletive deleted) wipe shit ass seamen stain ???

Yes. I understand you only silicone on the outside. But I *thought* you ct1 the frame to the wall/tray. But no silicone on the inside. I really wish Uncle Nick would finish upstairs ; he is very noisy .... No good asking @Onoff as he had no shower door!

Yeah I will .

@Onoff Christ look how many posts you’ve done ! 4K + ; (expletive deleted)ing bandwidth waster ! ?

So this is what I’m looking at and I guess silver ct1 in that 1mm gap might do it

F off I measured the base tile there and was certain the grout line was central . Must of ‘moved’ magically overnight .... ? I will live with this anomaly- it shows I am human and not a tiling machine . ? When I spent a king’s ransom on tiles and stuff I told the guy I wanted zero mitring . Because I (expletive deleted)ing hate it . These little square ends are nice . But they fit in either way round and wobble !!! . Even with a blob of ct1 they wobble - so need to be left to set . Ucking rubbish !

Lol ! As soon as I read that look what I found ! I’ll loosely fit the trim - if it looks good I’ll bed it in ct1 ( any colour ! ) . Once gone off I’ll go round the edges of trim to tile with the silver ....

Don’t like the trim stuff . Awkward to cut dead straight . My previous limited experience of tiling was that the trim had a lip that cover the tiles edge , presumably to hide cut . Thought first about fitting the trim then the tiles . Realised that isn’t going to work ! . So tiles then trim . Assume on the gap between tile and trim I just ct1 the cack out of it . Uncle Nick can you come downstairs now please .

I think uncle @Nickfromwales told me this when he was upstairs tiling the bedroom with mummy again .

I was right ?

Jesus you worried me then ! .

Crumbs ! Hold on ! Let someone confirm I’m right first . Christ ! People think I know what I’m on about !!! ????

I thought you did ct1 as I said and no Mastik inside the shower I.e from frame to tray and wall . So no bead of silicone in the cubical . Obviously I could also be wrong ! ??

Nearly at next stage! So grout then Test shower doors dry . If good drill . Then presumably ct1 clear on door frame where it meets walls and tray That correct ?

Natural salesman me - even when I’m not there !