Pocster

Wee tastes far better than poo . Thought you would of learnt that from the ‘Vicars and Knockers’ party we were at during the last lockdown.

Nope never . Always hated it -. Like my meat ?

Fish are bad . I blame them for everything nasty in the world .

I don’t eat any fish . Our sh*t goes in the sea . Fish eats it . You eat fish and feel unwell . Fish are well dodgy ; no legs being the primary reason to be suspicious of them .

Bitch

Perfection ! We are truly Gods amongst mortal men

You don't need the money. Look at me - you just build as the cash comes in. yeah ok it might take 20 years but so what. Your great, great, great,great,great,great,great grand child can look at your tiling and think WTF!. Rip it all off and do it properly

Especially the bathroom - they'd knock that straight out and do it properly.

In Bristol you can use any hand you want ?

You've got serious skills there. Can you decipher this... Shuv ie up yr as

Stop @PeterW I've got some I can sell him for only £180 a roll. I'll deliver it also.

I've read this bit 6 times now - can someone help me out? ?

Actually quite tempted in my will to leave my user id and password to one of my grand children to continue the legacy . Also means I don't have to finish the build in my lifetime!. I think @Onoff is using the same logic; start it and let some other mug finish it. I can just see it many generations from now , that post "Leaky walk on Glazing" - much better than a head stone to remember me by.

Some of us are here for life... ?

They might be dignified squirrels . Eat in the roof then use the outdoor toilet facilities .

Ok - I’m a generous , kind type of guy . You can have it for 2k with some free walk on glazing - how’s that grab you ?

Sure - I’ll let you know how it is . btw you aren’t really getting it ! ??

@SteamyTea your Xmas pressie has arrived

I’d get the boiler serviced first though ....

Decoupling mat down Tiles are 600mm x 600mm so I believe a minimum of a 10mm notched trowel ? Back buttered obviously ?

Decoupling mat down . I used Ardex 200 to glue it down . Wasn’t too sure on it at first . But as soon as the Mat underside touches it - it sticks !!! I notched it as it says - but tbh it doesn’t notch too well even after mixing it’s too loose . The matts certainly not coming up though ...

True . We are indeed kindred spirits

Brrrrrrr that nice new bathroom is cold , wish there was some functional ufh ?

Nothing good under my armpit ? Yeah I considered any upstands in the shower tray region get ‘ special treatment’ - so they will most probably be made to line up with wall grout ! I never had ocd - but since tiling I do ?

Delta board . Not particularly cheap but not shchulter pricing . Water resistant rather than waterproof . Light weight and easy to cut . Buy the fixing off eBay much cheaper .