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Our SUDS offering is very simple. Duct all the roof water into two rain gardens. Overflow from the rain gardens goes into a pond. Overflow from that leaches into a bog garden. Any LPA official even slightly interested? Yawn. Newts, toads, frogs, dragonflies, mayflies, midges, swallows, flycatchers, grandchildren all love it.

Yes. 10 years later, I'm still recovering from the trauma. Not joking.

New glasses... thats the one Suddenly my laser level only had one line - not two .... ugh

Seen in Edmonton, Canada recently ... Makes my carpentry look expert........

Thanks very much @Marvin. I saw this thread and thought - Aha! A present for SWMBO for Christmas. The way I see it, she produces more green stuff in one half acre garden than one person ought to be allowed to. And about double the waste material: every bloody year. She's like a whirling dervish. But we're having a large greenhouse built ..... Bettcha its going to be used as a garden office innit.... Where's @Ferdinand when you need him? As he says The Devil (or in his case God) is in the details

- and so you need a properly qualified opinion from a reliable, trusted professional source. We buildhubbers are merely nosey, interested amateurs.

' ... suspects the foundation might not be deep enough ....' And we all know that the architect's arse is now covered because he suspects . Everyone in the food chain you will be feeding is reducing their own exposure to liability and risk. The only way of countering suspicion is with hard evidence. Get it. Ask someone (you?) to dig down and look at the current foundation profile and / or have a couple of appropriate depth cores taken by a geotechnical firm. Send those results to a suitably qualified SE.

Yes. and Bollocks

Nothing to lose, nobody is going to evict you are they? Just Bloody Do It

Yes. I struggled with the German way in Berlin in the 1980s... pain in the Botticelli. Principally because of the Wall. I enjoy dipping in to European-ness ( wife has Irish Citizenship) - several languages on the go most days. But German-ness is too 'heavy' to this-is-the-way-we-do-[anything] German-ness is all over the building sector in the UK - large bits of our house is German manufacturered or designed or owned.....

I love Windy. Especially the weather radar. Its a big help windy.com

Just been back to Berlin. Lots of interest in the build. Commonest question... "When's it going to end ?.... You've been at it for 10 years" Support came from surprising sources - two friends of friends who had built houses themselves - one a crook beam wattle and daub house in the Harz mountains... ( Both moaning like Hell about official paperwork) "Nie" (never) "Noch 10. Jahre" (10 more years) "When it's sold" Most of my family are in or have been in the construction sector in one way or another over there. Lots of head shaking, tooth sucking - and piss taking. One said "It's the way wives get ideas when they see what's been built...." Naturally his wife was chatting to someone else. When, hivemind, oh when will this end?

The tank needs draining. That'll preserve the seal.... Which reminds me 😐

Worse, chicken food sometimes contains Vitamin K; the antidote to rat poison. I find insomnia, windless evenings, a good thermal sight , and a German PCP air rifle makes the problem more interesting than annoying. Blocking most of the holes up and putting dry ice (from our lads food business) in all but one hole almost guarantees a stream of conveniently placed targets. We've stopped poisoning them because weakened rats are easy targets for our tomcats. They tended to vomit the remains by our bedside or on my (not her) pillow. Getting my own back as it were

New York city has taken to blocking up holes and popping dry ice in a couple of other holes. The resulting CO2 starves them of oxygen. There are many YT videos about the various rattling methods. Rats are really interesting animals. They provide me with late summer evening and autumnal sport .