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You lot are so (expletive deleted)ed

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Me and ChatGPT have become best buddies .

I asked it how long before it can give me moderator control of this forum. I ain’t (expletive deleted)ing ; mods hand it over now ; later is so too late …

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You mofo ‘s (expletive deleted)ed ! I’ll wait ….

Just remember who was nice too me and who was nasty . It’s coming ; you’ll all suck on it 😊

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9 hours ago, Nickfromwales said:

Oddly, I just asked it, and it said "Not while I have a hole in my ass".....

 

Must be a different Indian sub-contractor pretending to be AI than the one you got.

 

Such a shame.

Your comment has been noted . 

"This sentence is false" ©SteamyTea 2025

Suck on that AI ©SteamyTea 2025

Pay your royalties ©SteamyTea 2025

 

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31 minutes ago, ToughButterCup said:

Being a Mod is hard work @Pocster. 

Yes . It requires dedication. Skills beyond the average human . Spirit and gumption. All the skills I possess .

3 minutes ago, Pocster said:

All the skills I possess

Except tact and understanding

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1 hour ago, Nickfromwales said:

@Pocster is possibly putting together, history’s “most shite” CV :D 

Tailoring my CV to suit the job . Me and my mate chat ; will have it all sown up soon . I can wait .

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3 hours ago, SteamyTea said:

Except tact and understanding

Those skills aren’t required for the role ; Cornish fudge packer boy .

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31 minutes ago, Pocster said:

Cornish fudge packer boy

An old mate of mine got a job at the local 'hand made' fudge factory as a packer.

I never asked him what was under his fingernails.

58 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

An old mate of mine got a job at the local 'hand made' fudge factory as a packer.

I never asked him what was under his fingernails.

When I was a lad, a gullible friend of mine reckoned he could earn £500 a day at the local kipper factory.  I said "£500 a day? What are you smoking?"

9 hours ago, Nickfromwales said:

I'm guessing people don't let you have the microphone at family gatherings?

Too right! 😂

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16 hours ago, Nickfromwales said:

I'm guessing people don't let you have the microphone at family gatherings?

Not after last time where I shoved it ! 😂

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1 hour ago, Pocster said:

Not after last time where I shoved it ! 😂

You’d remember uncle Nick ! 😉

19 hours ago, Nickfromwales said:

I'm guessing people don't let you have the microphone at family gatherings?

 

You wouldn't want to drop the mic if he's behind you...

50 minutes ago, Onoff said:

 

You wouldn't want to drop the mic if he's behind you...

Makes one sound like Bronski Beat/Communards

 

 

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