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3 hours ago, Alan Ambrose said:

Commiserations, at least you can broadcast the new eqpt in your sales particulars :)

5k poorer now back to druggie alcoholic … fun …

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On 06/08/2024 at 15:45, Pocster said:

I know you are ! And as a LL I (expletive deleted)ing hate it now . Sad thing is I am in the process of turning over all my properties and HMO’s to an agent . This cocaine person was the final tenant I needed to leave . I was up there yesterday and managed to get him to open the baracaded door . He then broke down ( pitiful to watch and I have no sympathy left to give ) . Even let him have his deposit back early to help with costs on new place . His salary is around 35k so affordability isn’t an issue until you spend it all on booze and coke . Doing my best to change tenants before s21 gets banned . So I’m now down the accelerated possession order route ( still take months ) . Thats another 1.5k with proper legal support . Transfer to high court enforcement once done . Reckon that little lot will cost me 10k. Any donations welcome ! . Won’t mention the 2k roof leak I’ve got to get done also . 

Why not just pay him to leave? No hassle and gives him a deposit for a new place? I've done it, it was worth it. Everybody wins except the lawyers.

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Just now, Jilly said:

Why not just pay him to leave? No hassle and gives him a deposit for a new place? I've done it, it was worth it.

Offered that . Deposit paid and 1 months rent - no response ….

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Just now, Jilly said:

Oh dear, maybe he is hoping for a higher offer...

I set the expiry on my offer as tomorrow. After that I don’t care . Accelerated possession order ( accelerated; that’s a joke ) , transfer to high court enforcement, then eviction . But still got a few cards to play , watch this space 😊

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5 hours ago, Pocster said:

Private investigators aren’t cheap !

Nor are private dancers.

 

Well, the men come in these places

And the men are all the same

You don't look at their faces

And you don't ask their names

You don't think of them as human

You don't think of them at all

You keep your mind on the money

Keeping your eyes on the wall

 

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

 

I wanna make a million dollars

I wanna live out by the sea

Have a husband and some children

Yeah, I guess I want a family

All the men come in these places

And the men are all the same

You don't look at their faces

And you don't ask their names

 

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

Just a private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

 

Deutsche Marks or dollars

American Express will do nicely, thank you

Let me loosen up your collar

Tell me, do you wanna see me do the shimmy again?

 

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

Do what you want me to do

Just a private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

 

All the men come in these places

And the men are all the same

You don't look at their faces

And you don't ask their names

You don't think of them as human

You don't think of them at all

You keep your mind on the money

Keeping your eyes on the wall

 

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

 

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

Just a private dancer, a dancer for money

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2 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Nor are private dancers.

 

Well, the men come in these places

And the men are all the same

You don't look at their faces

And you don't ask their names

You don't think of them as human

You don't think of them at all

You keep your mind on the money

Keeping your eyes on the wall

 

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

 

I wanna make a million dollars

I wanna live out by the sea

Have a husband and some children

Yeah, I guess I want a family

All the men come in these places

And the men are all the same

You don't look at their faces

And you don't ask their names

 

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

Just a private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

 

Deutsche Marks or dollars

American Express will do nicely, thank you

Let me loosen up your collar

Tell me, do you wanna see me do the shimmy again?

 

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

Do what you want me to do

Just a private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

 

All the men come in these places

And the men are all the same

You don't look at their faces

And you don't ask their names

You don't think of them as human

You don't think of them at all

You keep your mind on the money

Keeping your eyes on the wall

 

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

I'll do what you want me to do

I'm your private dancer

A dancer for money

And any old music will do

 

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money

Just a private dancer, a dancer for money

How much ? To dance for me ?

I think you’ve pulled ! 😘

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4 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

You're going to be the twink again tonight.

I shall be the bear.

 

 

I don’t know what that means , but I like it anyway !

You can tell it’s Friday as the mods are busy with their recreational fantasies …

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Just now, SteamyTea said:

And you aren't.

 

It is a while since we have had a riotous Friday.

 

Shall have to see what is happening up the gardens later.

I don’t have fantasies - it’s all real .

Love to take a look up your garden later .

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Druggies out !

Room is (expletive deleted)ed 

It’s actually quite sad . He just up’d and left *literally* everything. I’ve got now ( too hold for 3 months just incase ) multiple pc’s , iPads , phones etc etc 

Got him to sign a deed of surrender . Not legally 100% safe if he came back but good enough for me .

So far 50 black bin bags of shite have been removed . Got some nice bed sheets . Were white now yellow and brown . I’ll pay postage if anyone wants them . 😊

I retched a bit in the room . Nice fridge to open . 🤮

Not the worse I’ve ever seen a room .

Cant wait for dumb labours law of “ can’t evict a tenant in hardship “ ….. no problems with that ffs 🙄

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