Pocster Posted August 8 Author Share Posted August 8 3 hours ago, Alan Ambrose said: Commiserations, at least you can broadcast the new eqpt in your sales particulars 5k poorer now back to druggie alcoholic … fun … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilly Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 (edited) On 06/08/2024 at 15:45, Pocster said: I know you are ! And as a LL I (expletive deleted)ing hate it now . Sad thing is I am in the process of turning over all my properties and HMO’s to an agent . This cocaine person was the final tenant I needed to leave . I was up there yesterday and managed to get him to open the baracaded door . He then broke down ( pitiful to watch and I have no sympathy left to give ) . Even let him have his deposit back early to help with costs on new place . His salary is around 35k so affordability isn’t an issue until you spend it all on booze and coke . Doing my best to change tenants before s21 gets banned . So I’m now down the accelerated possession order route ( still take months ) . Thats another 1.5k with proper legal support . Transfer to high court enforcement once done . Reckon that little lot will cost me 10k. Any donations welcome ! . Won’t mention the 2k roof leak I’ve got to get done also . Why not just pay him to leave? No hassle and gives him a deposit for a new place? I've done it, it was worth it. Everybody wins except the lawyers. Edited August 8 by Jilly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 8 Author Share Posted August 8 Just now, Jilly said: Why not just pay him to leave? No hassle and gives him a deposit for a new place? I've done it, it was worth it. Offered that . Deposit paid and 1 months rent - no response …. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilly Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 13 minutes ago, Pocster said: Offered that . Deposit paid and 1 months rent - no response …. Oh dear, maybe he is hoping for a higher offer... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 8 Author Share Posted August 8 Just now, Jilly said: Oh dear, maybe he is hoping for a higher offer... I set the expiry on my offer as tomorrow. After that I don’t care . Accelerated possession order ( accelerated; that’s a joke ) , transfer to high court enforcement, then eviction . But still got a few cards to play , watch this space 😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 9 Author Share Posted August 9 Private investigators aren’t cheap ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 5 hours ago, Pocster said: Private investigators aren’t cheap ! Nor are private dancers. Well, the men come in these places And the men are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as human You don't think of them at all You keep your mind on the money Keeping your eyes on the wall I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do I wanna make a million dollars I wanna live out by the sea Have a husband and some children Yeah, I guess I want a family All the men come in these places And the men are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do Just a private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do Deutsche Marks or dollars American Express will do nicely, thank you Let me loosen up your collar Tell me, do you wanna see me do the shimmy again? I'm your private dancer A dancer for money Do what you want me to do Just a private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do All the men come in these places And the men are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as human You don't think of them at all You keep your mind on the money Keeping your eyes on the wall I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money Just a private dancer, a dancer for money 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 9 Author Share Posted August 9 (edited) 2 minutes ago, SteamyTea said: Nor are private dancers. Well, the men come in these places And the men are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as human You don't think of them at all You keep your mind on the money Keeping your eyes on the wall I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do I wanna make a million dollars I wanna live out by the sea Have a husband and some children Yeah, I guess I want a family All the men come in these places And the men are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do Just a private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do Deutsche Marks or dollars American Express will do nicely, thank you Let me loosen up your collar Tell me, do you wanna see me do the shimmy again? I'm your private dancer A dancer for money Do what you want me to do Just a private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do All the men come in these places And the men are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as human You don't think of them at all You keep your mind on the money Keeping your eyes on the wall I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer A dancer for money And any old music will do I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money Just a private dancer, a dancer for money How much ? To dance for me ? I think you’ve pulled ! 😘 Edited August 9 by Pocster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 3 minutes ago, Pocster said: dance for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 9 Author Share Posted August 9 1 minute ago, SteamyTea said: See you later at the Blue Parrot … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 2 minutes ago, Pocster said: See you later at the Blue Parrot … Up the BP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 9 Author Share Posted August 9 Just now, SteamyTea said: Up the BP Buy me a drink first please ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 2 minutes ago, Pocster said: Buy me a drink first please ! Wet your whistle so to speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 9 Author Share Posted August 9 2 minutes ago, SteamyTea said: Wet your whistle so to speak It’s wet 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Just now, Pocster said: It’s wet 😉 You're going to be the twink again tonight. I shall be the bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 9 Author Share Posted August 9 4 minutes ago, SteamyTea said: You're going to be the twink again tonight. I shall be the bear. I don’t know what that means , but I like it anyway ! You can tell it’s Friday as the mods are busy with their recreational fantasies … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 16 minutes ago, Pocster said: recreational fantasies And you aren't. It is a while since we have had a riotous Friday. Shall have to see what is happening up the gardens later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 9 Author Share Posted August 9 Just now, SteamyTea said: And you aren't. It is a while since we have had a riotous Friday. Shall have to see what is happening up the gardens later. I don’t have fantasies - it’s all real . Love to take a look up your garden later . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 1 hour ago, Pocster said: Love to take a look up your garden later You going to stroke the monkey puzzle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 9 Author Share Posted August 9 36 minutes ago, SteamyTea said: You going to stroke the monkey puzzle? Only if you pump my engine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adsibob Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 13 hours ago, Pocster said: Private investigators aren’t cheap ! PM me. I can recommend a good one which isn’t too crazy on price. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 10 Author Share Posted August 10 May have some movement with my druggie . Shame can be a motivator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 10 Author Share Posted August 10 Wonder if this threads gone off topic ? 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 13 Author Share Posted August 13 (edited) Druggies out ! Room is (expletive deleted)ed It’s actually quite sad . He just up’d and left *literally* everything. I’ve got now ( too hold for 3 months just incase ) multiple pc’s , iPads , phones etc etc Got him to sign a deed of surrender . Not legally 100% safe if he came back but good enough for me . So far 50 black bin bags of shite have been removed . Got some nice bed sheets . Were white now yellow and brown . I’ll pay postage if anyone wants them . 😊 I retched a bit in the room . Nice fridge to open . 🤮 Not the worse I’ve ever seen a room . Cant wait for dumb labours law of “ can’t evict a tenant in hardship “ ….. no problems with that ffs 🙄 Edited August 13 by Pocster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 13 minutes ago, Pocster said: Were white now yellow and brown . So grout coloured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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