New door knockers for OnOff

[Pocster]

That's his Xmas pressie sorted

[Faz]

What are you searching for on the internet to find this stuff?  Rather worrying....

[ToughButterCup]

Poor bloke. Didn't know he had such a severe hernia.

Clive, I can reassure you that the operation is quite quick - good success rates. Budgies will soon be back in the trunks ....?

[ProDave]

I thought it was some bizarre version of "strongest man" contest.

[Onoff]

PMSL! On the bus at the mo.

 

[Pocster]

2 hours ago, Faz said:

What are you searching for on the internet to find this stuff?  Rather worrying....

After some wine I think I typed in “ big bollock door knockers “ ; but it’s all a bit of a blur to be honest 

[Faz]

As you do....

 

Out of interest which one did you go for?  I mean, after such a success you had to hit 'buy now'!

[Onoff]

I imagine @pocster would like to get his hands on one of these:

 

 

[Pocster]

18 minutes ago, Onoff said:

I imagine @pocster would like to get his hands on one of these:

 

 

That’s photos of your front door !

[Onoff]

7 minutes ago, pocster said:

That’s photos of your front door !

 

I thought you were more familiar with back doors? 

[Pocster]

1 minute ago, Onoff said:

 

I thought you were more familiar with back doors? 

Oh my - that will get deleted 

[Faz]

So, now we know that Onoff is officially more depraved than pocster - wtf did you type into Duck Duck Go (I was going to say Google but they would have filtered such filth) to find that stuff?

 

Or is a photo of your back door? 

Edited December 8, 2021 by Faz

[Onoff]

21 minutes ago, pocster said:

Oh my - that will get deleted 

 

Surely not? All the mods here have a great sense of humour and none are prudish.

[Onoff]

6 minutes ago, Faz said:

So, now we know that Onoff is officially more depraved than pocster - wtf did you type into Duck Duck Go (I was going to say Google but they would have filtered such filth) to find that stuff?

 

Or is a photo of your back door? 

 

I like to think @pocster and I plumb the same depths.

 

The images come up if you type "funny door knockers" in Google. They're on Etsy, Pinterest etc.