Comes to summat when to lift my mood I ....

[ToughButterCup]

watch 4 episodes of GD back to back.  I vowed never to watch one ever again.

A few months ago that was.

 

Fings ain't vat bad  'cos I've no;

•  divorce in the offing (well, I'm pretty sure that's the case)
• nowhere near 8  years on the job yet
•  got 3 million to burn
• a build where the professional fees are more expensive than my build
• haven't (recently) had a life-threatening disease
• SE who really cocks up a roof
• a builder called Chaz
• drive to build on a cliff-side
• got enough money to buy myself loads'a  Festools
• have to go and have a blood transfusion every 4 weeks
• a wife with crazy 'Raaather Left-Field ideas dwaaahling'

 

Imagine the sheer unadulterated horror of Kevin waltzing down your drive to document the  fookoops  with quite so much smelly glee.

  

Stop moaning Ian. Can't be that bad, now can it? Head down, arse up ,go.

[Moonshine]

And from the sea it currently looks like a right horrible mess.

[Pete]

33 minutes ago, AnonymousBosch said:

watch 4 episodes of GD back to back.  I vowed never to watch one ever again.

A few months ago that was.

 

Fings ain't vat bad  'cos I've no;

•  divorce in the offing (well, I'm pretty sure that's the case)
• nowhere near 8  years on the job yet
•  got 3 million to burn
• a build where the professional fees are more expensive than my build
• haven't (recently) had a life-threatening disease
• SE who really cocks up a roof
• a builder called Chaz
• drive to build on a cliff-side
• got enough money to buy myself loads'a  Festools
• have to go and have a blood transfusion every 4 weeks
• a wife with crazy 'Raaather Left-Field ideas dwaaahling'

 

Imagine the sheer unadulterated horror of Kevin waltzing down your drive to document the  fookoops  with quite so much smelly glee.

  

Stop moaning Ian. Can't be that bad, now can it? Head down, arse up ,go.

Kevin speaks very highly of you

[Barney12]

4 episodes ?  I truly hoped you played Grand Designs Bingo. Plenty of game cards on the net like this one:

 

[joe90]

My build would never get on Grand Designs, nothing went wrong!. I did write to ch4 to suggest a new programme in light of global warming etc etc “Green Designs”. Did not get a reply?.

[ToughButterCup]

15 minutes ago, Pete said:

Kevin speaks very highly of you

 

Oh, shit.?

......

Ahhhh, yeah, ya mean Kev, 'im from down the pub.  Yeaaahr, good lad. Ex- Navy, ( ee sez ). A matelot fru and fru. Walks with a rolling gait even wen 'ee's sober. Got one 'ell of a twitch.   Keeps bangin' on abart 'is old war canoe, and servin' wiv the Heavy Underwater Artillary.

 

Got dolphins tatooed all over 'is - well, bedder not say.  Gor, those must a stung a fair bit though. Both sides. Pheeeew!

 

Top man.

[ToughButterCup]

34 minutes ago, Moonshine said:

And from the sea it currently looks like a right horrible mess.

 

Ahhh, so it was you lookin at our place withy yer spy glass while your mega yacht was grounded on the bar at the mouth of the River Lune. God, you musta' been bored.

[SteamyTea]

If you watched 4 GD's back to back, I would say that is a sign of stress.

Get some help.

[joe90]

6 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

If you watched 4 GD's back to back, I would say that is a sign of stress.

 

I don’t know, with all the things that go wrong on GD might make you feel better about your own build?