Get the angle right makes me bigger, or twice as handsome.

Did manage to get 3 'images', but just made a mess.

(expletive deleted)ing brilliant 

 

 

Thought initially it was an incubator you were taking a photo of 

Anyway . You really shouldn’t be taking photos in men’s toilets . You can get into trouble for that .

32 minutes ago, pocster said:

You really shouldn’t be taking photos in men’s toilets

Two things.

It was the disabled toilet, I feel qualified to use that, not all disabilities are visible.

Second thing, there are 'Keep your Distance' signs up, maybe because Phillip Schofield is staying at his mum's near Newquay.

1 minute ago, SteamyTea said:

Two things.

It was the disabled toilet, I feel qualified to use that, not all disabilities are visible.

Second thing, there are 'Keep your Distance' signs up, maybe because Phillip Schofield is staying at his mum's near Newquay.

Fair point . I must admit cramming a few guys in a standard cubicle is tight ; so much more room in the disabled toilets for introductions .

2 minutes ago, pocster said:

much more room in the disabled toilets for introductions

Can shake glands, whoops, hands, bloody autocorrect.

14 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Can shake glands, whoops, hands, bloody autocorrect.

I like it that afterwards we can all dry off under the hand dryer together . Very intimate and rewarding experience.

1 minute ago, pocster said:

I like it that afterwards we can all dry off under the hand dryer together . Very intimate and rewarding experience.

Have you seen my corns and calluses.

Should be called porn and callusness.

A little rant. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

 

This particular design of Geberit flush plate uses levers - not buttons. It's round - so it's a button isn't it ? No it's not.

The visual lie is the roundness of the lever. How do I know? One of the two Geberit flush plates we installed broke. So I had to take the flushplate assembly off the wall. The lever is made of a very thin,  springy piece of stainless steel, it's stuck to the back of the so-called button. 

 

In normal use, pressing the 'button' means people press the middle of the circle. So less than half of the potential power of the lever is used - and the resultant water flush weak. With obvious results - or lack of result if you like.

 

The only way to make the flush work as it should is to press and hold the bottom of the lever while the flush takes place.

For the priviledge of being allowed to buy two flush plates, I spent £160. And the ones we bought were the cheapest available at the time.

 

"Oh, yes, they have been known to fail " said the Geberit Tech support guy. And promptly sent me another flush pate assembly of exactly the same design. 

 

One word for it     .....   Shite.

13 minutes ago, ToughButterCup said:

A little rant. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

Is this a 'small man' rant, they are called 'incels'' now.

1 hour ago, ToughButterCup said:

A little rant. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

 

This particular design of Geberit flush plate uses levers - not buttons. It's round - so it's a button isn't it ? No it's not.

The visual lie is the roundness of the lever. How do I know? One of the two Geberit flush plates we installed broke. So I had to take the flushplate assembly off the wall. The lever is made of a very thin,  springy piece of stainless steel, it's stuck to the back of the so-called button. 

 

In normal use, pressing the 'button' means people press the middle of the circle. So less than half of the potential power of the lever is used - and the resultant water flush weak. With obvious results - or lack of result if you like.

 

The only way to make the flush work as it should is to press and hold the bottom of the lever while the flush takes place.

For the priviledge of being allowed to buy two flush plates, I spent £160. And the ones we bought were the cheapest available at the time.

 

"Oh, yes, they have been known to fail " said the Geberit Tech support guy. And promptly sent me another flush pate assembly of exactly the same design. 

 

One word for it     .....   Shite.

Crumbs - you’d be no fun in a cubicle!

1 minute ago, pocster said:

Crumbs - you’d be no fun in a cubicle!

Don't judge a book my the cover, I have seen some brilliant German videos on the interweb. Real quality.

3 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Don't judge a book my the cover, I have seen some brilliant German videos on the interweb. Real quality.

Link please 

27 minutes ago, pocster said:

Link please 

Verify with evidence.

I've got Geberit products which have been installed on clients builds, kids and all, and never once have any of these products failed. And I mean not ONCE.

Poor fitting / installer error is often the culprit.

And that well understood reliability is what made me buy Gerberit : and the disappointment the deeper. They replaced the failed part within 48 hours. 

Edited May 28, 20233 yr by ToughButterCup

On 27/05/2023 at 20:50, Nickfromwales said:

I've got Geberit products which have been installed on clients builds, kids and all, and never once have any of these products failed. And I mean not ONCE.

Poor fitting / installer error is often the culprit.

👆

Here's what the flush-plate looks like when it fails.....

17 minutes ago, ToughButterCup said:

Here's what the flush-plate looks like when it fails.....

Not where I was, the smaller button how fallen off, leaving a white lever will a ball on the end, I was too scared to touch it, I saw the mess on the seat rim.

One can never trust anything that bleeds for a week and does not die.

You show me yours and...

 

Works fine for us. Main problem is fingerprints.

Ugh, yes @Temp . All zee Tschermuns are moaning like billio about the Fingerabdrueke (finger marks). Talk about first world issue. 😔

1 minute ago, ToughButterCup said:

Talk about first world issue

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

 

It also caused an explosion in Christianity.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001mc70

31 minutes ago, Temp said:

You show me yours and...

 

Works fine for us. Main problem is fingerprints.

Don’t use your finger 😉