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Posted
Just now, joe90 said:


right up to the point when it does an auto update and no longer works,!!,,??????

First thing I’ll do is disable windows updates 

Posted
4 minutes ago, pocster said:

First thing I’ll do is disable windows updates 

 

Thank Christ, getting sick of "Bump...still for sale, make me an offer".

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Onoff said:

 

Thank Christ, getting sick of "Bump...still for sale, make me an offer".

Bump . Walk on glazing for sale - b a s t a r d 

Posted
2 hours ago, SteamyTea said:

How do you manage that in your small, stubby, inbred fingers.

I wedge it under my ... 

Posted
1 hour ago, pocster said:

I wedge it under my ... 

I made a suitcase from mine, can get a months worth of clothes in it.

(and if I rub it hard, it swells up and becomes a policeman)

Posted
11 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

I made a suitcase from mine, can get a months worth of clothes in it.

(and if I rub it hard, it swells up and becomes a policeman)

Yeah I think I saw it on antiques road show .

Posted
33 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Yep, as Fiona Bruce said, 'so nice to see an old friend'

And then said it was worthless 

Posted
53 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Yes, I forgot you were there and she was looking at you.

Used to be married to her - moved on now 

Posted
14 minutes ago, pocster said:

Now can you all F off my bridge thread !

 

Some hope. We're the trolls under your bridge!

Posted
4 hours ago, pocster said:

Bump . Walk on glazing for sale - b a s t a r d 

 

What’s the point of that?

 

You just said you were going to ban people updating their windows.

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Posted

Been fiddling with my NUC 

It’s very small and boots very fast !

Trial version of HA on it . Testing it at home not on site so need to grab some z wave stuff .

Certainly seems neat . Had trouble trying to Remote Desktop to it with official Microsoft crap . Swapped to team viewer . Fiddled a bit seems reliable .

It would seem though in Win10 you can’t turn off updates without playing with the registry which sounds ropey to me .

Posted
28 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Was you fiddling a couple of days back and you broke our internet?

Yes ! . I break everything for everyone .

 

Your Internet 

This website 

COVID-19 

 

I’m always fiddling !!

Posted (edited)

Pocster fiddles during the night

It was a horrible sight.

All we knew the lights went out.

And Buildhub had a terrible fright.

(and a law suit)

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  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Now that I’m finally clean from painting back to the bridge !

Dropped the Mac ha and gone with homeseer on a NUC .

Homeseer is somewhat buggy : but - thanks to the scripting anything can be achieved somehow !!

 

Currently semi functional we have audio streamed from nas to bathroom .

If music is playing and doorbell pushed then ...

 

New screen is pushed to iPad showing camera view ( this is trickier than you think as a streaming camera at even 2fps cripples HomeSeer - so we constantly grab the stream via a .bat file and resize the image to something more manageable ) 

On pop up screen you can currently unlock the door or turn the door leds on /off.

Music is then paused 

mp3 for ‘doorbell’ is played ( struggling to get speech working yet )

At this point music is meant to unpause - but issues there .

Have a crude slider for bathroom lights which seems to work .

So fundamental basics ( music , light control , complex doorbell ) working but not 100% 


You can tell I was a programmer and not an artist !

 

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