Pocster

Yeah it’s not clear if anything is actually broken tbh . Though if I fiddle and (expletive deleted) it - it will . Tempted to buy a replacement cistern plate kit - need too see how much that stings me

What the (expletive deleted)s that ? .

Ok ! I give up ! SWMBO complained this was over running into the pan. I got this - I remember ! Turn the white plungers set the depth - no problem . After 20 minutes of swearing I give up . Either it’s too stiff and won’t plunge or enough but it over runs . There appears to be no happy medium . Notice the left plunger ( big poo one ) seems like it’s had to much beer and can’t get an erection , very limp

A group of nice nubile young women to do all the plumbing and screwing …

You want to visit ? Hear my tales of woe and greatness ?

Get the (expletive deleted)ing cinema system in ! Fannying around on metal frame stuff !

Shame - bodge . I’d never do anything like that . Bet it’s leaking now ; go check ! 😉

Yeah @ToughButterCup should know this . CT1 and expanding foam fix 99% of all problems

It’s having a wee !

(expletive deleted)ing legend status and no skills required by my bollocks .

🙄😉

Glad it’s not just me . But checking 10 times a day when raining probably means I need counselling . Storm tomorrow- torch ready !!

Looks like Sputnik 1 has landed . But it’s unlikely to be an architectural requirement for plans .

So far …..

I still check 10 times a day and probably will forever 🤣🤣🤣

Nothing to report sir

@Spinny Found a plumber for you . PM for details of her previous jobs

Not sure what you need a plumber for . But! Assuming it’s not gas I.e boiler install etc you can do it . I know you can . Because I did it . As mentioned hep2O is Lego for “ plumbers “ . I’d explain your exact issue / what you want done up here .You’ll get tons of help . Save you a fortune ! . Then when it leaks you can blame yourself but also fix it 😊

In all the movies I’ve watched it’s easy to find a good plumber . You must have long legs , tight short skirt , large breasts ( but covered ) and be in desperate need of plumbing …

Can I find replacement fans …. 🙄 maybe … but how (expletive deleted)ing much !!!

It was like one of these !

lol ! Nearly shit myself . Decided to turn it on whilst holding the arm in the slot soots. It took the (expletive deleted)er ! if I just permanently turn off summer bypass then I need not care ? ( obviously at the moment can’t get arm to fix to panel )

Even taking the arm off the panel it won’t go in 🙄

Found manual online . Vent axia kinetic advance sx . Doesn’t even show this internal panel and arm

I can get the bottom clips in that’s okay . But as that arm goes in the slot- it gets stopped before I can get the panel closed - like it’s hitting something