Geberit porn and punishment.

[ToughButterCup]

My God they make it hard. Geberit that is. Hard to find.

 

Try using their online Retail Partner finder. Use it at your peril. There are many differences between the offer and reality. The website claims that stockists actually stock  the stuff. On the basis of what the website says, you jump in the car and visit.

"Sorry, we only stock the flush-plates" 

 

 That response  bit me once to often.  Ring the company: 

 

"Can you tell me which of your retailers actually stock what your website says it stocks, please?"

"Managerial Gobbledegook"

"Are you struggling to tell me that you don't know?"

"Managerial Gobbledegook"

"Are you trying  -but failing- to say Correct, we don't know?"

Long-ish silence.

 

Dig around on the website - find the reps number.

"To be honest, you aren't the first person to point this out to us"

 

But it gets better. Postie came today ... this'll keep her quiet for a bit : I hope.

[Onoff]

Got all my Geberit from eBay, Gumtree & Preloved. 

 

Couldn't afford new!

 

Thinking about I'm sure it was @PeterW gave me a link to an online catalogue that made it much easier to decipher compatible part numbers.

 

Love Geberit but wtf do they mix mm and cm on the same drawing?

Edited April 10, 2019 by Onoff

[epsilonGreedy]

25 minutes ago, Onoff said:

Love Geberit but wtf do they mix mm and cm on the same drawing?

 

 

Say after me "One unit of measure good, two even better". You have entered the Self Builders Revolutionary Republic of Geberit.