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Gargoyle. 

A passing neighbour watching my painfully slow progress on the flat roof asked if I was going to put a gargoyle on the down spout. 

He on the road outside, me on the scaffolding meant that we had to shout our suggestions. They got a bit rude, embarrassed, we stopped. To old farts  blushing with annoyance that we hadn't seen a young mum and her daughter walking nearby. 

Off we slunk like two naughty boys. 

 

Anyhooo. What a good idea! 

 

Suggestions? 

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I see this is not .. thanks @jack .. a polite thread.

 

Given that iirc you are German, I think a Bundesalder. I have a soft spot for the corpulent one that looks as well-lunched as Helmut Kohl.

 

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Alternatively a life size bird characteristic of the district. Do you have Red Kites?

 

Or a character from Pixar’s film Newt, which was cancelled before production:

 

 

(I may have mistaken waterspout for gargoyle).

 

I hesitate to say take inspiration from Kilpeck church, but since we are all equality-mongers and the thread is about penises it deserves a mention.

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