Home drone

[Pocster]

📸 Look at this post on Facebook https://www.uniladtech.com/gadgets/amazon-ring-always-home-cam-mini-drone-security-077262-20231105
 

I smell new toy alert . Personally I don’t want to be part of rings subscription cloud based infrastructure. But … I’m sure I could add a drone to my HA to patrol my house - with a built in taser .

[markc]

Loads of those circling people homes won’t be annoying at all … I predict a spate of air gun crusaders

[Pocster]

3 minutes ago, markc said:

Loads of those circling people homes won’t be annoying at all … I predict a spate of air gun crusaders

Seriously though ( forget ring ) . Patrolling your house ( when unoccupied ) . Going to areas of interest or external movement. 
Oooo I dream 

 

“ Alexa tell drone to find SWMBO “ 

 

“Alexa tell drone too see who’s shagging upstairs “

 

Endless fun and annoyance. My HA has been very stable so it’s time to progress to something it can be integrated into and be liable to fail .

 

 

Edited November 21, 2023 by Pocster

[markc]

@Pocster  … automated drones with guns 🤫

[Pocster]

1 hour ago, markc said:

@Pocster  … automated drones with guns 🤫

What could possibly go wrong ?

[SteamyTea]

3 minutes ago, Pocster said:

What could possibly go wrong ?

 

 

 

[Pocster]

But the real future is …

 

 

[SteamyTea]

2 minutes ago, Pocster said:

But the real future is

$20k buys a lot of the real thing, and you don't have to charge them up at 40p/kWh.

[SteamyTea]

7 hours ago, markc said:

I predict a spate of air gun crusaders

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235105696368

 

[Pocster]

Currently testing an ‘early bird’ prototype. Few interface issues but so far so good .

[SteamyTea]

Just now, Pocster said:

Currently testing an ‘early bird’ prototype. Few interface issues but so far so good .

Is that the one I sent back, used, but in the original box.

[Pocster]

14 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Is that the one I sent back, used, but in the original box.

Sloppy seconds 😉

[Kelvin]

7 hours ago, markc said:

Loads of those circling people homes won’t be annoying at all … I predict a spate of air gun crusaders

They only work inside which makes it useless as security proposition. It’s a solution looking for a problem. 

[SteamyTea]

I was blue and lonely
I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If I'd had too much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in me head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
And then by lucky chance, I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen
Experience something different with our new imported toy
She's loving, warm, inflatable, and a guarantee of joy
She came all wrapped in cardboard
All pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life
And later, in a moment, that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner, and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty, I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen, and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they said she was and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin

[twice round the block]

Lock him up.