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Help - something stuck in our chimney breast!


Adsibob

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Hopefully somebody can help me as we have something stuck in our chimney breast and I can’t light the fireplace until we remove it. Not helping the Christmas spirit not having a fire.
It’s big, red with a white border, although there are two dangly bits that look covered in what appear to be red and white stripey stockings. Leather bits at the end of the dangly bits.

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Brought me in mind of an old Bernard Maning joke I saw online 

 

Santa climbed down the chimney to be met by a dolly bird who asked if he would like to stay for a bit 

He declined as he had a busy night ahead 

She then took off all her cloths 

He said I’ll have to stay now as I won’t get back up the chimney 😂

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