Funny Story.

 

I visited a local quarry today with a sample of sand in a bucket. My building adviser, who is a sand connoisseur, said it was good stuff "on the sharp side of soft sand".

 

Three blokes in the quarry office needed convincing it was their sand and so they started pawing it like a panel of judges on MasterChef. Still not satisfied the chap in rough site clothing tasted a sample and finally decreed my sand sample had originated from his quarry, "we've got some chalk grains in our sand at the moment". The white grains in my sand were chewable like chalk.

Did he have one super-long fingernail like the cocaine dealers in 70’s films? :))

On 25/07/2018 at 13:08, Brickie said:

Did he have one super-long fingernail like the cocaine dealers in 70’s films?

Or webbed toes and fingers, like the inbreds from Helston