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My tree surgeon said to me this morning (in the broadest possible Devon accent)......

"If its got t*ts, tracks or tyres boy its going to be trouble"

:D:D:D 

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"Sor, the   f@*&^%# n   f@*&^%# er's   f@*&^%# ed" 

I've heard that before - Army I think. Makes me wonder what they say when they are truly annoyed, or as SWMBO says ' I'm really disappointed' When I hear that I know I'm in the dog house.

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The version I've heard before (bearing in mind that I both fly and sail, or at least used to before the self-build lark) was the three "F" rule version:  "If it flies, floats or f***s then rent it, don't buy it".

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26 minutes ago, JSHarris said:

The version I've heard before (bearing in mind that I both fly and sail, or at least used to before the self-build lark) was the three "F" rule version:  "If it flies, floats or f***s then rent it, don't buy it".

LOL! 

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