December 25, 2025Dec 25 Dear Santa. The grand-children say that this year I have been very well behaved. I haven't made them pick up spilled screws, - (I let them use a magnet) or sweep the sawdust off the floor. (I let them use the blower instead) : that was fun because they learned the value of safety goggles and a face mask. And learned the difference between steel and stainless steel. And every time they have wanted to play on the digger, I let them. I even allowed them to dig a hole so deep they couldn't get out without a ladder. I had my first glimpse of the extent of their brotherly love - one chose to take the ladder away and leave his bro stuck in the hole. I also let them use the digger to fill their Tonka lorry with sand. Ahhhh.... Since I've been a thoroughly good grandad , I'm submitting the following list for family perusal and retention A BM which automatically applies decent discounts to genuine self-builders An automated lost tool finder A digger which cannot throw a track (even when it's cross with the way I drive it) Delivery drivers who read the delivery instructions A self-propelled self-cleaning cement mixer that doesn't let mortar set in the drum Pain killers that work instantly A parrot that sits on my shoulder that warns me just before I make a mistake Tool batteries that recharge themselves A laser level that remains visible in bright sunlight Better stop there, don't want to appear greedy ....😑
December 27, 2025Dec 27 6 hours ago, Pocster said: A group of nice nubile young women to do all the plumbing and screwing … Just one, looks like she has a large nut cracker
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