Objections: the best invalid objection you've heard

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13 hours ago, DevilDamo said:

 

Meh, it's alright when it's a fun one like this.

 

13 hours ago, LSB said:

There are regularly apps that we approve, but still get refused by the LPA, the reality is we only have an opinion the same as anyone else.

 

From memory, the only objection we got to our proposal to knock down a tiny bungalow and build a large house was from our local parish council. It was a generic "doesn't fit the streetscape" objection without reasoning, and was (rightly) ignored by the planners.